1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for their final exam.

17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

These are some of my favorites!!

Amazing what can be done with sand!!!

I'm not sure of the website...but if you want to see more you can try:

Harrison Lake Sand Castles in the search bar....that should work

Over the weekend, hubby and I got some really great news.

We have paid off our house!!! Yayyyyyy!!!!

Now, this news came as a surprise to us because November of 2007 was to be our last payment, so we were really floored when we got the call that said "You're loan is paid in full as of this month"

Wow!!! What a relief to finally say that we really do OWN our little corner of the world!!!

Some might be asking where that extra money will be going every month

COLLEGE BABY!!!!!!

So we trade one payment for another .............but such is life!!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

I’ve been with my husband since high school and have never been unfaithful to him at ANY TIME in our relationship . Although, I am human and I have done things that I am not proud of . Anything that I have done that has caused him to lose trust in me I have been completely honest with him about. Not that this makes it better for him, I'm sure. But there comes a time when you have to go one way or the other. Either you will trust someone or you won't. To me there is no middle ground.

Trust has always been an issue for him. Although, he would disagree with me about that. He says he does trust me. I have never really believed that he completely trusts me; and it doesn’t show in his actions. I have my own theories as to why he has trust issues and I’ve been trying for 20 years to help him with it but I am exhausted !!

I don't know what else to do . At this point I’m not even sure if it’s worth discussing or trying anymore. It’s the same old questions with the same old answers every time this topic pops up.

Get over it already!!