Love You
by Jack Ingram




Dang this sun
Dang this day
And I’m just trying to stay out of your dang ole’ way
The heck with this
The heck with us
Shoot if I ever look back on where I’ve been
Shoot if I ever give away my heart again

Love you
Love this town
Love this mother lovin’ truck
That keeps breaking lovin’ down
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do
Love you

Love your cat
Love this house
Well I can’t believe myself
That I'm lovin' getting out
Love talkin'
Love fightin'
The thought of never seeing your lovin’ face
Some words that some words just have to replace

Love you
Love this town
Yeah, I’m sick and lovin' tired of all your lovin' around
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do
Love you

Love you
Love this town
Yeah, I’m sick and lovin' tired of all your lovin’ around
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do
Love you

Love you
Love this town
Love this mother lovin’ truck
That keeps breaking lovin’ down
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do
Love you
Love you
Love you
Love you, honey

No cheating.

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose?

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you!

Sorry you can only pick one.

 

Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue Pie
Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake

 

NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be!
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OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what psychiatric research says about you:

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ANGEL FOOD CAKE.... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

BROWNIES... You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

LEMON MERINGUE... Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gu m at t he same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many good friends.

VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING... Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you. You are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch! You have many friends who love to be around you. You also tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times. Your sense of loyalty and devotion are paramount.

CHOCOLATE ICING ON CHOCOLATE CAKE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very adventurous, ambitious and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

ICE CREAM... You like sports, whether it is baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli or (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.  

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.   
  
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.  
  
WATER = Poop 
WINE = Health 
  
Free yourself of Poop; drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit   
  

I only have two cuz quite frankly....I'm not much in the blogging mood today but I started so I figured I'd go ahead and post it anyway

1. The puppy finally has a name…….(drum roll please).....Gator!....LOL Not the greatest name in the world but whatever works…..He does this thing with his eyes (eyebrows actually) that reminds me of an alligator’s eyes just above the water. ..so that’s how he got the name and it seemed to actually fit him. I’m just glad we can FINALLY call him something other than puppy

2.  I hide my camera from my girls My youngest has TWO cameras and finds it necessary to ALWAYS use mine when they want to take pictures of themselves and put on their My Spaces...HA....they think I don’t know this Anyway....every time I go to use my camera the batteries are dead!! So I now hide the camera

Psst....Hey girls.....if ya’ll are reading this….forget it....I’m not telling you where it is either unless you want to start buying the batteries for it!!