The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (And men think THEY have it bad at times????)
More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss (Yuk!!)
Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes (Lies I tell ya, all lies)
Given the opportunity, deer will chew gum and marijuana. (Me too)
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden. (For the deer of course)
The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning (Crazy fucker)
6% of men propose over the telephone! (And they say romance is dead)
Eagles mate while airborne (I always wondered how the mile high club came about)
The first patented condom was meant to be reused (Uggghhhh!!)
The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long (Bet he didn't have to worry about reusing a condom)
One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving. (WE CAN SEE THRU YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS PEOPLE)
At age 70, more than 70 percent of men are still potent (Go Baby Go)
There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are human beings in the world. (They all hang out on my property so everyone else should be fairly safe)