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 Where would you be?
 

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:

 

 

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

 

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

 

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?

 

IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?

 

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?

 

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?

 

 SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

 

HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!

 

YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE!

Posted by Sybil at 9:26 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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Hmmm...

Posted by Sybil at 7:46 AM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Don't shoot the messenger
 

What to do about bickering loved ones...

I don't have the answer to that thought other than to put them both in a padded cell (or not padded...at this point a little hard concrete might do some good against the heads) and let them have at it and deal with it in their own way.

Just keep me the fuck out of it!!!!!!!

Wanna know who I'm talking about??

My lovely husband and my even lovlier Mom!!!

Why do I get stuck in the middle for relaying a message? How? I don't get it and I never will. Just don't shoot the messenger is all I can say!!!

I think I hear deserted island in the Caribbean calling my name
Posted by Sybil at 10:32 AM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Halloween
 

These are a couple of the decorations from last year's Halloween party

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I guess Chloe was confused as to what this pot was for
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This is my son.....Isn't he handsome?

/n
Posted by Sybil at 5:46 PM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren't
 

1. So...What did you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.

5. You scared me stiff!

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.

8. Can I eat your Zagnuts?

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.

11. She's a goblin!

12. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

13. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

14. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

15. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

16. Let me see your big sack!

17. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use two hands.

18. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

19. I got the best piece from that house.

20. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

Posted by Sybil at 9:42 AM - 12 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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