Where do rumors start? Why do they start? Who starts them?

That’s what I want to know. Or maybe I don’t really want to know.

It amazes me that people can take something that they’ve heard or seen and misconstrue it so fucking bad.

Do people not mind their own business anymore? Do they have nothing better to do than to stick their noses in someone else’s fucking life? Do they get their kicks out of starting a bunch of shit?

Where the fuck does it stop?

I know this is nothing new to most people and it's not to me either but I was faced with this shit once again last night and it bugs the living hell out of me. I’m the type of person that if I don’t know what’s going on or am not sure of what I heard or saw then you damn well better believe I’m not opening my mouth to no one. That’s how shit gets started. This one tells that one and that one tells another one and none of them know what the fuck they’re talking about and when it finally gets back to topic of the gossip, it’s usually so far off track that it’s unbelievable.

I won’t go into the whole boring ass story but basically someone told my husband something about me that was a bunch of bullshit and it caused a heated discussion between us last night.

I don’t know what was said to my husband or who said it and at this point I really don’t give a flying fuck. I know what I did or did not do and I’m happy with that but I don’t like being put under a microscope and fucking dissected bit by bit and not knowing why.

I’m not and wasn’t angry with my husband for the stupid shit last night. It’s the person or persons that run their mouth and stick their noses into my business that I’m extremely angry at. I don’t hold onto anger any longer than I have to but I really would like to speak my peace to this unknown person.

I said some of that peace to my husband last night about this person. I wished some pretty bad things to rain down upon this person’s head that I now half ass regret. I’m still angry so I don’t actually regret all of it yet. I’m sure at some point I will eat every word I spewed in anger last night. That’s how my karma works. Open mouth now….pay dearly later!!!

Just like my ‘buddy’…Paul the ASS….it seems I have yet another mother fucker entering my life to help me fuck it up because they don’t think I’m fucking it up enough on my own apparently!!!!

Why can’t people just mind their own fucking business for once???

This is my Friday Five...for the guys out there

I'm not always so accomodating but I do appreciate good artwork

October 3, 2006 11:25 p.m. EST

Yvonne Lee - All Headline News Staff Reporter

Salt Lake City, UT (AHN) - A couple is charged with second-degree felony kidnapping for holding their daughter until she missed her wedding.

Lemuel and Julia Redd told the bride-to-be that they were taking her on a shopping trip. Instead, they took Julianna from Provo, Utah to Grand Junction, Colorado, which is 240 miles away.

Utah County Attorney Kay Bryson met with Julianna, 21, and her now-husband Perry Myers before deciding to charge the parents. He told The Associated Press, "I've never had a case quite like this... It is strange that parents would go to that extent to keep an adult daughter from marrying the man that she had chosen to marry."

Myers, 23, called police when his bride didn't show up for a pre-wedding dinner with his parents.

The Redds stayed in Colorado overnight and drove back to Provo the next day. They arrived after the scheduled wedding time at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Temple in Salt Lake City.

Myers said the couple were able to marry four days later. Both are students at Brigham Young University. They are expecting their first child in May.

The Redds did not want their daughter to get married, but the bride will not divulge the reason. Myers said her parents' objections concerned their daughter, not him.

He said to the AP, "It really has nothing to do a lot with me. It really is some issues with the family."

Charges against the couple were filed on Friday. If convicted, they face one to 15 years in prison.

That's one hell of a way to get out of paying for the wedding!!!

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.

She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the crabs".

She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.

The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs".

"No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."

 Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.

She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs."

The doctor said, "Jump on the table and let's have a look."

After examining, the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."

Hmm....I just happened to actually pay attention to the ads at the top of my blog and had to laugh.

The following is advertised at the top:

Jarvis Photography......Find a cheating wife......Date men

Does the photographer want to take pictures of the cheating wives that date men????? Or maybe the cheating wives will hook up with the photographer who dates men?? Are the dating men going to take photos of their cheating wives??? But wait....if the men are dating...then wouldn't they also be cheating on the wives?????

Shit, nevermind!!

Just a fucked up thought for the end of the day.

Gotta love some of the advertising!!