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 Dessert Test
 

No cheating.

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose?

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you!

Sorry you can only pick one.

 

Angel Food Cake
Brownies
Lemon Meringue Pie
Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake

 

NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be!
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OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what psychiatric research says about you:

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ANGEL FOOD CAKE.... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

BROWNIES...
You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

LEMON MERINGUE...
Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gu m at t he same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many good friends.

VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING...
Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you. You are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE...
Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch! You have many friends who love to be around you. You also tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times. Your sense of loyalty and devotion are paramount.

CHOCOLATE ICING ON CHOCOLATE CAKE...
Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very adventurous, ambitious and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

ICE CREAM...
You like sports, whether it is baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

CARROT CAKE...
You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.


Posted by Sybil at 9:19 AM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Water and Wine
 

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli or (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.  

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.   
  
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.  
  
WATER = Poop 
WINE = Health 
  
Free yourself of Poop; drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit   
  

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Posted by Sybil at 11:15 AM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Friday Facts
 

I only have two cuz quite frankly....I'm not much in the blogging mood today but I started so I figured I'd go ahead and post it anyway

1. The puppy finally has a name…….(drum roll please).....Gator!....LOL Not the greatest name in the world but whatever works…..He does this thing with his eyes (eyebrows actually) that reminds me of an alligator’s eyes just above the water. ..so that’s how he got the name and it seemed to actually fit him. I’m just glad we can FINALLY call him something other than puppy

2.  I hide my camera from my girls My youngest has TWO cameras and finds it necessary to ALWAYS use mine when they want to take pictures of themselves and put on their My Spaces...HA....they think I don’t know this Anyway....every time I go to use my camera the batteries are dead!! So I now hide the camera

Psst....Hey girls.....if ya’ll are reading this….forget it....I’m not telling you where it is either unless you want to start buying the batteries for it!!

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 Tantalizing Thursday
 


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 Paul
 

I’ve been battling the company where the truck is financed over a really simple issue.

Basically were two fees associated with my account that shouldn’t be there. One is for $40 and the other is for $12. When this was brought to my attention, I immediately called Paul (the guy that handles my account). All I got was voicemail. So I leave a message stating the reason I’m calling…please call me back as soon as possible. Well he does return my call the next day. I explain what my questions are and we review the account while I’m on the phone. HE GAVE ME THE AMOUNTS of fees, one for $12 and one for $40. He also told me that he didn’t really know why it was on the account either. He would have to get his boss to review the account and get back with me the next day.

That initial call was about a week and a half ago.!!

Up until today, I have called Paul everyday at least twice a day and all I get is voicemail. I have left a message every time I’ve called, once again stating why I am calling and leaving three…yes THREE phone numbers for me to be reached at. Do I get a return call?…..Hell no.

At this point…….

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So I call him yesterday and once again, get his voicemail. I leave a very direct, although decent, message asking him once again to return my call. I once again leave the three different phone numbers for him to reach me at.

Well he finally returns my call last night about 6:30. Surprise…surprise.. I almost have a damn heart attack. But guess what? He doesn’t have the information that I am requesting. He says he will have to call me back tomorrow (meaning today) with that information. They have some kind of audit going on and it’s really been crazy and his boss hasn’t had a chance to look at and …blah…blah…blah……fucking blah. I don’t really care what they are doing on his end of the phone line. He could be fucking his boss for all I care. Just give me the fucking information that I want.

So I’m slightly irritated when I get off the phone last night. I finally received the return call I had been waiting for but it was pointless in the end. I still didn’t have this shit resolved. Bullshit!!!

Anyway….

He calls today and says Mrs. W., I’m sorry it took me so long to get back with you in regards to your account. Yeah, who cares. I’m already irritated with the man for taking over a week to get with me! He proceeds to tell me that the $12 fee I am questioning is from a month or so ago and will need to be paid with this months payment that is due Friday. BULLSHIT PAULY MY BOY!!!!!!

Ok…so I had already figured out what the one fee was for and yes we did owe it and yes it was already paid in that month it was due.

So the longer I talk to Paul the angrier I’m getting. To start with, he’s telling me that I still owe the $12 fee and I know I don’t. I try to tell him that it had been paid months ago. We go back and forth about this damn $12. Me saying I do not owe it and him saying that I do. Ok…granted it IS only $12 but c’mon….if I don’t owe the fucking money then I shouldn’t have to pay it. If I owe it, I don’t mind paying it. I guess Paul isn’t listening to me or he is dumb as dirt because he once again tells me that the $12 will be included in the total due for Friday. WRONG PAUL!

I tell him that if he doesn’t believe me I can fax the copy of the receipt to him while I’m on the phone. That way he can see for himself that is has been satisfied and then he can put that in his records so there will be no more questions about that $12 fee. He doesn’t need to me to do that. He all of a sudden found the mistake while we were talking. HOLY FUCKING COW!!!!! You review my account for over a week (or so you say) and when you call me, according to you I still owe you money but midway through the conversation, that fee has been cleared up. Jeeeezzz…..unbelievable!!!

Ok….so the $12 fee is cleared up and Paul and I get straight on that. I ask him about the $40 fee we discussed over a week ago. He says what $40? I once again tell him that HE is the one that mentioned the $40, not me. He says he didn’t say anything about $40 being on the account. OMFG!!!! I could chew nails by then I am so angry. I know he told me about the $40, I didn’t dream it up. Who the hell ADDS money to be owed to something if they don’t. I know I don’t.

So I go over this shit once again with Paul to make sure everything is cleared up about what is owed and what is not. I even get him to give me the balance on the fucking loan and all that crap. We are straight now….but Paul better not come up with another fee on my account. I do believe I will have to track his ass down and relieve my anger.

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